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| Sep 7 2008, 10:32 PM EDT (current) | esdad697 | 127 words added |
| Sep 7 2008, 10:25 PM EDT | esdad697 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road? To follow the chicken. It was near Thanksgiving and all the foul wanted to foul up Thanksgiving dinner.
Why did the bison cross the road? Because it wanted to. It weighs 2000 pounds. It can do pretty much whatever it wants.
Why did the preying mantis cross the road? Bugs don't thing much. But this boy almost ran over it on his bicycle. He wears a shirt, "I stop for bugs!"
Why did the turtle cross the road? To drink from the puddle.
Why did the boy run across the road? To get the turtle of course. It was big with a black and orange shell.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road? To follow the chicken. It was near Thanksgiving and all the foul wanted to foul up Thanksgiving dinner.
Why did the bison cross the road? Because it wanted to. It weighs 2000 pounds. It can do pretty much whatever it wants.
Why did the preying mantis cross the road? Bugs don't thing much. But this boy almost ran over it on his bicycle. He wears a shirt, "I stop for bugs!"
Why did the turtle cross the road? To drink from the puddle.
Why did the boy run across the road? To get the turtle of course. It was big with a black and orange shell.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
